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Rebel 37 [Action!]

[Luceti. Your doom has arrived.

Litchi Faye-Ling awoke this morning with a tremendous desire to stuff people into costumes. And the ideas are abundant. She's not even drunk, but she still has her Radar going off whenever she sees just about anyone.

This a terror that should never be unleashed upon the innocent. This! Is! Cosplay!

Just about anywhere, just about all hours of the day and night, she is searching. There are costumes to be dealt out, and she is just the woman to do it.

Now would be a good time to start running.]

[[ooc: Today's theme is Pokemon! ~~Because the mun could not think of anything else that had over 300 readily-available cosplays possible.~~ Also, as always permission is nice with this. XD;]]

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[A faint whisper and loud gurgling noises.]

Need... food....

My word, how long has it been since you ate something? [Fretting is a go. He doesn't look starved, but better to err on the side of caution.]

Do you think you'll be able to walk a little ways? We have more than enough food to go around at my house, and you're more than welcome.

[How long? Well... he forgot to eat breakfast and sort of skipped out on dinner, so... basically he concludes the answer to be:]

So hungry...

[Okay, now she's worried. She'll just try to help him up here.]

Come along, now. You can eat all you like, I'll just need to get you inside first.

[ENDLESS FOOD, LING. ENDLESS.]

[He is raised up... and flops onto his back.]

Ow.

[alksjdaliwdj. Looping an arm around his shoulders now.] I'm sorry! Please, try to focus. It isn't far to my home from here.

[He feels kind of bad being dragged around by... whoever this is. But he is pretty hungry. So she gets a lazy nod and he at least stumbles along so she doesn't have to carry his weight.]

[She'll just help him along to her house, then. And once they're inside, carefully ease him onto the couch.

It'll take her a moment to gather up a tray full of meatbuns, but once she has a serving tray loaded down, she brings it out to him. Also water.]

Please, eat up. Don't be shy, now.

[... well then, he doesn't need to be told twice. He'll be demolishing that food as quickly as he can, packing it away until it's gone.]

Ahhh! Now that was some good food! I'm feeling better already. There wouldn't happen to be more, would there?

There's always more for anyone hungry. [Good lord, she's going to need to raid the grocery store between this guy and Tao. But it's fine. She likes feeding people.]

Please, help yourself. There's plenty more in the kitchen.

Why thank you, don't mind if I do.

[This food is gonna last him until next time he passes out! Locating the additional meatbuns, he's going to start making quick work of them, until they're... well, gone.]

Ahhh... Now that's what I call filling! You're too kind.

It's the least I can do. I'm just glad you're feeling better.

[Oops. She got so sidetracked cramming food into this boy that she forgot to introduce herself. She smiles.] I'm sorry, I probably should have introduced myself... My name is Litchi Faye-Ling. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[Oh hey, that almost sounds like a name from home. He gives a respectable nod in turn.]

I'm Ling Yao. Thank you for your hospitality.

[The homelike names are abundant! Litchi gives a short bow in return.]

You're very welcome, Mr. Ling. If you ever need anything at all, please don't hesitate to ask.

[Her hospitality is about to take a turn for the weird, in any case...]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind, Miss Faye-Ling.

[Sup, he's found a new place to creep in windows and get food from.]

You're certainly welcome any time. [Good lord, between him and Tao...

Still, she's all cheerful and smiley here.] I don't suppose I could ask you a small favor, though?

Oh? What kind of favor?

[he does believe in repaying his debts, after all.]

Could you try something on for me?

[And without waiting for an answer, she'll just take the liberty of dressing him up. Something about this seemed appropriate.]

[... okay, what. Ling is stunned by what just happened and stares down at his clothes.]

... I didn't say yes.

Edited 2011-06-18 01:38 (UTC)

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Rebel 37 [Action!]

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[Action] this is why I really wish that website I'm using had a Snorlax costume.

[Action] HEY! Ling isn't fat!!

[Action] But he DOES eat a lot.

[Action] He works it off!

[Action] It's either that or lickitung! but that's more fitting for gluttony

[Action] Some kind of dark or steel type maybe :|a

[Action] oh, I have a plan. But my first idea was Snorlax. >>

[Action] I see :|a

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