Ah, Major, there's no need to remind me that I'm Icarus! That's too harsh!
[With a mock gasp, he "falls forward" on the bench, briefly looking like he'll face plant, but at he last moment he shoots his legs out and then straightens up back into a standing position]
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[With a mock gasp, he "falls forward" on the bench, briefly looking like he'll face plant, but at he last moment he shoots his legs out and then straightens up back into a standing position]